Dave Kitson

Stoke City

One of only three red heads to make the grade. Step forward our very own Gingerbread Man. So called due to his big round head and crummy legs.

Age

28

Position

Striker

Birthplace

Hitchin

Lookalike

Cilla Black

Pre-match meal

Marmalade

Superstition

Repeat to myself "I am good enough for the Premiership, I am good enough for the Premiership"

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